The Thelma to my Louise is also freelance. I live in Glasgow, she lives in the middle of a field somewhere in Notts, and right now, we’re clearly sharing a skeletal system.
T: Have borrowed an external keyboard from my brother in an attempt to avoid my frozen shoulder getting worse after sitting in a draft. #middleagedshoutouts
L: I’ve ordered a memory-foam seat cushion from Amazon. WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
T: Seriously. My fucking back hurts. I feel like shit, I haven’t had a drink all week, and I’m wearing a shawl.
L: Yente?
T: Fuck off.
THE REDOUBTABLE MISS LOU 