I’m scared.

SD#1 just looked at me speculatively and asked, "Do you ever write like God?" As I was deep in the middle of some convoluted translations about face cream, I clearly looked bewildered so she clarified: "Do you think you're being a bit mean, you know, killing off a character's family or subjecting them all to … Continue reading I’m scared.

I think I have to accept that it was less a deadline, and more ‘a random date I picked out of thin air to justify my current lifestyle.

I have been Freelancing more than Benchwarmer'ing and... Actually, that's total bollocks. I have been Freelancing, Barista'ing and avoiding - through sheer lack of enthusiasm - any Benchwarmer'ing at all. Around the end of May (at what should have been my carefully calculated deadline) I got a message from a mate asking about it and … Continue reading I think I have to accept that it was less a deadline, and more ‘a random date I picked out of thin air to justify my current lifestyle.