It’s not so much that I’m putting it off, it’s just that it’s vital to the survival of the household that I pair all the socks and polish the doorknobs first.

I have written bugger all in the last month. Well, apart from to-do lists. And the occasional article for the agency. And a note for D letting him know that I'd already fed the cats and not to believe their Shakespearean declarations of hunger after I'd left for my shift. (Actually, I think Genghis is quite Puck …